Collectable
The pond is open
One-of-a-kind collectables with names, lore, and side-eye. Peek the vault, pick a personality, and take them home—checkout is boring on purpose so the ducks can stay weird.
Right this way
Fresh faces, old troublemakers—each card is a single seat at the pond. Tap through for lore before someone else swoops in.
Very very scary!. Rumoured to reappear in various rooms at night...
Adoption fee
£39.99
Big photos, short stories, zero auction-house stuffiness. If a duck made the cut, they earned the spotlight.
Read the bio, judge the vibe, zoom the chaos. When you click adopt, you know exactly which troublemaker is moving in with you.
Stripe handles the serious bits; we handle the confetti. Pay once, land back here, and your duck flips to "sold" without you refreshing like a seagull.